As reported by GGN Goblin Gossip Network SCANDAL RAVAGES THE BLACK TUSK TRIBE! The Gorgun declares his displeasure over the incompetence of the goblins who MISPRINTED a Meatgrindah Card! The misprinted card is declared worthless but some avid collectors jealously guard this misprint, sure that it will go up in value. In other news, Rukbah the Dragonslayer will be holding another session of Gobbos and Gorguns. Will our intrepid adventurers survive the encounter with the dreaded black dragon Gaeros? Will Pet the Orc overcome her fear of daddy-dragon? How will we explain Horngore's new wings? The Black Tusk Tribe will also be participating in the Summer Festival held... TOMORROW (Saturday) starting at 10am SLT. You will be able to purchase our famed mushrooms, official Meatgrindah cards, and Meat Beetles. The Great and Glorious Gaboon and the mostly impressive Rukbah will be refereeing the tournament MEATGRINDAH STYLE! Also, everyone knows that Tusk slaves are the best slaves, so buy our slaves at the market. SPECIAL REPORT: The VILE CATS in the booth next to the Black Tusk booth at the Summer Festival have DEFILED our SACRED MEAT BEETLES! WITH BOWS!
Okay, they're kinda cute. But don't tell the cats. As reported by GGN Goblin Gossip Network
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE GOBLIN GOSSIP NETWORK Sophia Ryder returns to the Black Tusk camp after an unintentional vacation in the Cabbala. After the Gobbos and Gorguns event on the 7th, the lich was attacked! Goblins in her presence valiantly tried to save her but alas, were unsuccessful. In completely unrelated news, Vince the Gobbo is slated for execution on the command of the Gorgun. Dave the Gobbo will be playing the role of Vince as Vince previously died twice on the 7th and the Gorgun is not to be disappointed under any circumstances. The Meatgrindah is picking up in popularity and so we will be holding TWO of them each day that we usually hold them. One will take place in the morning and one in the evening. Champions will be named "Meatgrindah Dusk Champion" and "Meatgrindah Dawn Champion". Speaking of the Meatgrindah, there has been a rise in COUNTERFEIT Meatgrindah cards. Make sure to visit the Black Tusk Camp to obtain your certificate of authenticity for a very reasonable price. As reported by GGN Goblin Gossip Network
So, Rukbah, an Orc in the Black Tusk Tribe came up with this totally zany idea to play a game where we all play characters in a role play. The first night was chaos. Utter chaos. But also, apparently, a ton of fun. Sophia the elven lich played a Goblin Princess named Happy. Gorehorn the minotaur played a half-orc, half-minotaur named Horngore. Pet the dragon played Pet the orc and Botley the Goblin played KingTyr the Green Penguin (mythical creature). Our adventurers were approached by King Myr's Regent, Duchess Goo the sentient gelatinous cube, and asked to rid the nearby swamp of a vile black dragon that was impeding trade between Killheim and Blue Flower Empire. Reluctantly, the adventurers agreed and came face to face with an ancient black dragon named Gaeros, to whom the glorious Paigie of some school in Frabbala has dedicated herself. The adventure was cut short, not by the death of one of the Goblin players but rather by the abrupt departure of Sophia and Pet for their own reasons. Gorehorn was intent on continuing the adventure but the Gorgun Master, Rukbah, called it a night. ((Full transcript of the RP can be found here)) |
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