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He had no notion of how many would turn up and was quite pleased to see so many showing up. It made for good viewing. "Very well then, we can begin in a moment." Leafing through his book and then glancing up to Buu, raising a brow and smirking. "No, no dress code. But thank you for asking." Amused by the question and then some. "But I do ask people keep disruptions to a minimum during this. And if they have business that cannot wait... take it else where. The social gathering, and of course... free booze shall be provided for after." Before he gestured to those about the place. "Welcome welcome, several new faces to Helheim today I see. A good time to arrive and learn about the city you are in. Some of you have not been here for very long so there might be much for you to learn. By the way if you have a question, do not hesitate to raise ones hand. Although answers will be brief until the later stage." Explaining for them briefly before he turned a few pages back in his book. Glancing to the Arestegi's for a moment. "If there is a medical issue I would highly recommend taking her to the infirmary. Not settling it right here during this." Before he sighed. "Very well, let us begin! The history of Helheim, and the history of Sincadere, can be most easily divided into two halves. Pre, and post Cataclysm. I suspect there are several here who have not heard of the Cataclysm. But before it... this land was populated by one people, and one people only. Any new to Helheim that knew which people that was?" [16:26] Ralathos: raised a brow at the crowd, then shrugged. "In the beginning, this realm was well known and proven to be originally inhabited by Humans, and Humans alone. Records and digs have been discovered of those ancient times. When the Gods walked the land among the mortals, and guided them. One entrepid scholar, the famous Jiro Nakayama, even discovered an ancient journal from a tribes man of that time. Detailing his time and the Gods. It is a fascinating read for those who wish to come to the Basilica and study in the library, the castle library probably has a copy of several of his works." turned the page of his book. "But what is also known from this time period is that the realm was sealed. No travel between planes, no magical creatures that are so common place today. This was ancient times in this land. And the Gods built Helheim, this we also know. Ancient Helheim was a city of White Marble and Gold. It rose up by the Gods hand and the city of Helheim, known then as the City of the Gods, was founded. But this time could not last... which brings us to the Cataclysm. The single biggest point in the history of this land. One you must all learn about for it defines much of everything. Questions so far?" [16:37] Ralathos: frowned at the Arestegi party leaving, before he continued. "No questions then, very well. Simply put, the Cataclysm was a highly destructive event that reshaped and destroyed much of what was in it. It unsealed the planes and creatures, people and things from other realms began to enter. Some of those are probably alive today. Their descendants certainly are. For every Elf, every Dragon, every creature we now see that is common place, arrived in Sincadere after that event." He smiled faintly before he looked about. "King Tyr though, the line of Spurius, the Royal Family of Helheim actually has ruled this city since before and after the Cataclysm. Their noble line was picked by the Gods at the time of their departure to rule. I expect some of our more esteemed guests here might know of what caused the Cataclysm since so many of the younger faces here are ignorant of the realms history. Duchess, care to enlighten them all?" Grinning to Buu briefly and putting her on the spot. [16:38] Asteri: nods as he looks towards the Devil. "That is a good question.....what did cause the big boom?" [16:42] Buulzibael fluttered her eyelashes playfully as Ralathos put her on the spot, only to lift her chin and answer in a sweet, honey-clad tone. She would avoid any details that might flare up diplomatic issues with the neighbouring Kingdoms. "Why, my dear Reclusiarch, was it not the folly of man reaching too high to match the power of the Gods themselves?" she would smile, innocently- but of course, she'd given Ralathos and opening to interpret that comment however he wishes for his sermon's narrative. [16:45] Elena Kozma perked up a bit at this point in the sermon - after all, this was the fire-and-brimstone lesson to be learned from Helheim's history, particularly the fall from grace that was the Cataclysm. It was the part of the story the centaur liked, at least, but Buulzibael's retelling lacked the oomph that the centaur enjoyed in the tale. She waited for the Duchess to finish before speaking up herself "Helheim's former, decadent inhabitants spat in the face of the Gods by using their lofty magicks in an attempt to ascend to godhood themselves, a... Cautionary tale of mortal vanity and ego. They were wrought low and punished by the Four, Helheim destroyed so completely that this city today is not even a shadow of Old Helheim - it is an entirely new creation in the stead of the Old." Elena brought her left hand to fall at rest to the pommel of her sword, her swordhand itself resting on her hip, continuing to listen to the ongoing sermon. [16:48] Ralathos: smiled faintly. "Still, I hope that gives you some context as to why the Basilica believes the Spurius line to be holy. Since King Tyr is a direct descendant of the first ruler of Helheim, back before the Cataclysm. Divine Blood some would say..." Before he looked to Vigil. "This part isn't Basilica teaching, its actually just in every history book in every Kingdom. You shouldn't belittle education and knowledge, there is nothing glorious about ignorance. In fact as a man who served in the Jade Empire for a time, they would be the first to tell you they arrived after the Cataclysm. But worry not... we shall get to more recent war history soon!" Chuckling a little bit before he looked to Buu. "Your attempt at flattery is very sweet, but no. Magic, a warning was given to man not to overuse magic, to use it wisely and with a pure heart. After the departure of the Gods... this was forgotten over time. Magitech... as the Queen would happily ramble on about for ages...." Rolling his eyes a little. "During the [16:48] Ralathos: Golden Age of Helheim, Magitech was used for everything. In short, it was magical powered devices that handled everything. From lighting, to cooking, to communication and even military power. There are stories of weapons of that time, suits of armour powered by magic that could outrun a horse. The Queen, who very much did not believe by the way in any of the Basilica's teachings." Eying Vigil for a moment. "Would of been happy to tell any of the history of this. And she spent much of her time here trying to recreate it. In fact the generator on the roof of the castle is one such device. Either way, the overuse of magic caused the Cataclysm. And opened the realms up. It destroyed the Golden Age of Helheim and that is when many of the other Kingdoms of Sincadere began to appear. Some began inhabiting the caves under the swamp, which lead to the formation of the Cabbala. And those who are curious can ask the Jade Empire about how they arrived in their own time." Shrugging a little. "But let us move on to modern Kings of Helheim, any know of King Freyr the Kind?" [17:00] Ralathos: smiled faintly. "Those of you who have been in Helheim longer, might remember my public debate with the Queen on much of this material. The Basilica has its own view on why the Gods departed, we feel it was so Man could mature as a people. After all one will forever remain a child if they can simply ask the Gods to solve everything. Non believers say their work was done and they left to forge new realms. We believe we shall see them again when we die. Suffice to say... the historical fact of this is not in question to those who study it, but the reasons why and what it signifies... will be a matter of debate. But the Cataclysm did happen, by magic. Those of us in the Basilica believe it was always the intention of the Gods to open the realms. But... humans in short... fucked it up early." Scoffing a little. "Speaking of which, drinks are available." Gesturing to Ked'Sena by the booze. "Either way, King Freyr the Kind. One of the earliest recorded King's of Helheim. Tyr's Great Grandfather. This was a time when Helheim was still very fearful of magic, fearing another cataclysm. It was a war between Inquisitors... and mages, who felt it was their right. King Freyr sided with the Inquisition, which was the Basilica by another name in those days... and became known as the Kind." Turning the page of his book briefly. "Then we get to the first known recorded instance of contact between Helheim and the Cabbala. Under the reign of Njordr the Imperious. Who ventured into the swamps and him and his knights were attacked. King Njordr was saved by a woman, Lady Tove, historically... the first female Knight of Helheim. Who was later made Queen. So... Knights in Helheim date very far back indeed. Questions so far?" [17:10] Ralathos: arched an eyebrow at the Imp. "Hush, will be drinks afterwards and you can pass around your card then." Not sure what the daft creature was doing in the middle of Helheim but it did amuse him to hear about Imps being beaten. "Tyr's father, Halthor Spurius the Shrewd. Was... by all historical accounts. A stern but excellent King, suffice to say Helheim prospered under his rule and maintained a very strong military. The end. Queen Laya knew him personally, so on and so forth. A prosperous but... somewhat unremarkable period of Helheim's legacy. He also liked hanging criminals. So... one for the Guard to study hm?" Chuckling a little before he continued since apparently there were no questions. "Now we get onto Tyr's rule, the "early years" which for some of Helheim's inhabitance is well within their memory. But for most of you, before your time here. Suffice to say... since the time of Tyr's Grandfather, Njordr, who first encountered the swamp dwellers. Relations did not improve with the Cabbala. Despite Queen Laya's best efforts. A rather well known dragon ruled the Cabbala at this time, big red one. Terrible sense of humor. Those of you who have been to the Cabbala might even have encountered him. Any guesses who I am referring too?" [17:10] Elena Kozma would have loved to get herself some wine from Ked'Sena's stall, alas, she'd set up on the far end of the garden - and the centaur would have to trot her ass past the entire crowd and bowl through people to get to it. Well, she'd just make due with her wineskin, then, reaching to her side for it, uncorking it, and tipping it back for a gulp of wine as she listened to the Sermon - but, she did have a question, and piped up after her wine was had. "Actually, a question, Reclusiarch - knights of the realm seem rare indeed here, rarer still, chivalrous virtue. Were they more common, once, or is that simply how it has always been?" [17:14] Ralathos: glanced to Elena and smiled faintly. "An excellent question, and one close to my heart since I am a Knight of Helheim. We are few in number now yes..." Nodding to her. "Suffice to say, yes they were very common. Most of the early Kings of Helheim relied upon Knights, at one point, before the creation of the modern Helheim Guard.... Helheim's military was a Knightly Order. The Sincadere Knights Watch. So yes... Knightly traditions used to be much more common in Helheim. In fact when I joined the Guard, to be an officer in the Guard, one had to be a Knight." [17:14] Tsuiteru: tsked a few times throughout the sermon, biting her lip here and there. Though, she couldn't help a bit of a snort, then chuckle on the 'humans fucked it up early' part. "And what of King Thrym?" She chimed in with her own question, curious to see how detailed those notes really were! [17:17] Ralathos: smiled faintly to Tsuiteru trying to throw him a curve ball. That amused him. "That would be King Thrym the Great, thank you very much. Dating back to over hundred years ago. Historical records on him are spotty due to him being what is believed.... to be the King who reigned after the Cataclysm. Who first dealt with the influx of creatures and arrivals from other realms. Back when Humans had never seen many of these before. It was under his leadership that Helheim survived, and he is credited by bringing Helheim back to the warning that magic is a corruptive force. And it should be used cautiously." Nodding to her. "The library of the Basilica is quite old. Since the Basilica has existed in some form or another since before and after the Cataclysm." Grinning to her. [17:19] Judge Zyrr: took something from the stand as he bend way down low, eyeing Ked'Sena "thank you" the large being said towards her as it took one of the tiniest mugs and took it with him. Recognizing the event as the public sermon from the basilica. Something that has interested him for quite some time for various reasons. Before settling himself beside Eronia. Noting the basilica has existed before the cataclysm " what is.. the cataclysm? "he'd ask in general [17:28] Ralathos: glanced to the crowd. "By the way, while Queen Laya is mostly known for being the Queen of Helheim. And King Tyr's wife, she plays a very pivitol role in the history of the Kingdom. And is responsible for much of its political history. She is the daughter of the Head Mistress of the CCOA, for any who didn't know." Smiling faintly before he looked to Judge. "The Cataclysm was the opening of the realms, dates back to the very early days of Sincadere. Its what opened up this realm to creatures from all planes of existance and types. Its the defining point in its history." Before he went back to his early point. "Anyway, as I was saying. Back in the early days then of King Tyr's rule. The Cabbala was run by a large dragon called Vaeros. Who... to cut a very long story short, attacked Helheim and the Empire both, after a delegate of Helheim was kidnapped. This lead to a very prolonged war with Helheim, that Helheim endured. And the Empire suffered in. With a truce being forged between the Cabbala and Helheim, and [17:28] Ralathos: the Empire suffering further before peace was found. I highly recommend talking to the Empire about the history of this at a later date." Nodding to them. "Much of what you see in Helheim now... is what was built after those battles since they ravaged the city greatly. Much of it was wood before and well... that doesn't last well in war." [17:32] Jayce: Jayce’s ears perked as Ralathos said something that interested him. “My apologies, but I heard you mention the Basilica’s library earlier.” He began, his thirst for knowledge apparent. “What must one do to gain access to it?” [17:32] Tsuiteru: nodded briefly to Asteri. "Of course.." She murmured, ears perked to listen to how Ralathos handled the question. "Hmm. Your historians are off on that one by almost four hundred years. I was a witness to King Thrym's death, and it was just before my people and I sealed the Empire away not long after its founding." She shook a finger. "But...you are correct on the rest, he did giving plenty warnings about magic being corruptive. And I would very much like to compare historical records... eventually. At some point... if there is ever time." [17:33] Judge Zyrr: took note of all those here, it was very busy as he'd just awoken so he waves groggily a bit towards them. Seeing sequence and elena with a grin both. He wasn't too loud this time around. He always wanted to know about the time before. He'd note down what Ralathos said. The large being seemed confused " i thought it was said that helheim had beeen build by the gods in five days? " he'd ask him. When he heard about wood. " in the time when there were only humans. I thought what we see here, has... oh yes.. the abandoned cathedral outside during another time... "he'd nod a few times. "there is much history, i'm quite sure something that cannot be explained all at once. " while listening about the queen "wait.. the queen also has ties to.. caballa.. but.. why would caballa then attack, royalty .. oh so confused. "he'd rub his beard a couple of times. Lots to take in during his time of arrival. [17:38] Ralathos: he sighed deeply. "So if any wonder where my dislike of the Cabbala comes from. It is simple. Helheim's history, especially its rule under King Tyr. Has been defined by it being the victim of attack after attack. Which continues after the lizard Vaeros settled himself down to live the quiet life. Apparently suffering little to no consequences for his war mongering ways. Although I did take great pleasure in stabbing his mate, and him, during a naval battle between Helheim and the Cabbala." Smirking to himself briefly before he looked to Jayce. "Talk to me after." Nodding to him, before he glanced to Tsuiteru. "Oh, you mean King Thrym the second? A popular misconception, there was more than one. As I said the line of Spurius dates back to before the Cataclysm." Nodding to her with a smile. Before he looked to Judge. "That was pre Cataclysm Judge. You missed the start." Scoffing a little. "After Vaeros removed himself. The a war of succession broke out in the Cabbala, and during this... Helheim was attacked [17:38] Ralathos: again. This time King Tyr himself was kidnapped. Dark times. Don't trust the demons." Nodding to them all. "However, Helheim managed to bribe one of the contenders of the Cabbala leadership to betray the others, and return the King. Which... also put him out of the running. Tsuiteru can tell you his name..." Rolling his eyes briefly. "Which lead to the White Hound running the Cabbala. Although, despite all this attacks. Helheim barely retaliated against the Cabbala. Most of the battles were fought here or int he swamp. Save one. Unfortunate Helheim has always been besieged by demons. Some of you might know the White Hound, Eclipse. And she was indeed the ruler of the Cabbala. But... thanks to Queen Laya... Helheim once again made a truce with the Cabbala. And a dark time fell upon Helheim, as much like recent history. The Cabbala manipulated the peace accords and forced the Empire into debt to Helheim. And suddenly... where Helheim had never declared war on the Cabbala. It was oh so eager to go to war with [17:38] Ralathos: the Empire over money. Despite the Cabbala having launched a war, and stealing the King by this point in history. This lead to the rather pointless, and waste of life that was the Helheim occupation of the Jade Empire. A silly venture, since the one thing Helheim and the Jade Empire have always had in common, is suffering at the hands of the Cabbala." [17:43] Buulzibael raised her glass of wine. "I wonder if there is any correlation between whom Helheim will declare war on and whom Helheim shares family members with." the Devil spoke, an aloof comment on her own thoughts of the matter. Again, she spoke a bit above a whisper, but perhaps not out loud. She liked her job, after all. [17:43] Judge Zyrr: showed indeed he had been late, in this he found shame and seemed to hang his head for a second the scoff being enough admonishment. He continued listening to the public sermon from the basilica held by Ralathos and Ked'Sena regardless. Demons, He had also read the scriptures and history of helheim. "every book I have read admonishes the jade empire though, it reads in such a way that you can't trust the jade empire either. " he'd mention. [17:48] Tsuiteru: chuckled a little at Ralathos. "Perhaps yours was the second. My knowledge of Helheim after during the Empire's seclusion is more muddled than its earlier history when I was still part of the kingdom." Yes. Tsuiteru had -originally- been a member of Helheim. Gasp! She'd fall silent for a while again, listening, until another point piqued her interest. Hmmmm. Now, that version of more recent events was a far cry different of the rhetoric she used to hear in Helheim. "Finally...someone got my fucking point..." She'd mutter. UNDER HER BREATH. Cough. Cough. [17:50] Ralathos: sighed as he turned through the pages of his book. "Now, to be clear. I am not implying that because Queen Laya was the daughter of a Cabbalan, that she was always giving them forgiveness. I am out right stating it. When theVaeros Helheim war broke out and the head Healer of Helheim was kidnapped. Queen Laya didn't fight to free her like the rest of the party did. And... despite the Cabbala's constant war mongering against Helheim. Including destroying the post Cataclysm city made of wood. Kidnapping the King, Kidnapping one of its dignitaries. Helheim has a history of letting them get away with it." He glanced to Judge briefly and smiled faintly. "Queen Laya wrote those books, I recommend you check the authors name." Shrugging his shoulders before he sighed once more. "History marches on, and now we start to see familiar faces being mentioned... so several of you are welcome to check this. Duchess Buu begins to rise to prominence! Who due to ailing health, King Tyr placed Regents to rule alongside the [17:50] Ralathos: Queen and Duchess Buu was one of the advisors to them. Now Field Marshal Tamina, who was then a low ranking Guard arrives. Back then the Guard went to Grand Marshal Eli, who with Tamina and Buu, modernized much of it. Creating what we now know today as the modern Helheim Guard. But then... alas, the Cabbala strike again. They kidnap the Princess of Helheim. Helheim doesn't declare war... unsurprisingly. The Princess is returned eventually, and thus begins the constant harassment, skirmishes and problems that Helheim has faced. With its constant attacks from the Cabbala and raids, and while the skirmishes were fierce... the Guard stretched to near breaking. Helheim endured the demons. But no war, according to official records. Although this period of time is referred to everyone else but Queen Laya, as the second Cabbala War. Which also to some peoples account... has never really ended." Shrugging briefly. "Also... this is where the modern Basilica steps in under Fevren, who lived an unremarkable and quiet life and never said much of anything, save magic was bad. But he did have a prophecy about Helheim. And its future." [17:58] Ralathos: sighed deeply. "The prophecy about the future of Helheim, I have kept largely hidden. Because I, like my predecessor, feared it would be used by people to justify whatever they wished. Twisting its meaning to suit whatever problem of the day was the issue. The prophecy was recorded from a powerful being that was captured in a dungeon. This being had prophetic powers. The prophecy foretells of a great tragedy befalling the land, and Helheim. However... if the Duchess wishes. I shall reveal publicly the prophecy." Nodding to her briefly. [17:58] Tsuiteru: snorts a little. "Their crystal is a problem. Its a big problem, and a major contributor to magic being abused and corruption spreading." Of course, Tsuiteru was bias in her opinion, given the views of the Empire and her own history with the Caballa. She'd huff some under her breath, but as she listened to more and more of Ralathos's sermon....she felt.... vindication. Well, till the whole doom prophecy part. That sucked. [18:02] Elena Kozma gave a soft hem of her lips at Judge's explanation, canting her head aside for a moment. "Interesting - I had just assumed you were /like/ that." Elena gave a brief shrug of her shoulders, well, pleased to have it explained to her, certainly, she'd gone all this time thinking Judge was just a bit on the slow side. At mention of that crystal in the Cabbala, Elena breathed a soft huff. "A change for the better, no doubt, their ilk will bring another cataclysm upon us, no doubt." She sent those words Vigil's direction, before she returned to listening to the sermon, and, well, now talk of 'prophecy.' That brought a look of concern across her features - were times really so dire that Ralathos would speak openly on something of that magnitude? Elena shifted about on her hooves uncomfortably, braided tail batting at her flanks, curious, certainly, but worried. [18:02] Buulzibael twirled her wine for a moment, raising a brow as Ralathos brought up the prophecy, then asked her for permission to read it out. She'd muse, in thought, before simply giving an aloof shrug. "Well, seeing as the books clearly suggest King Tyr and Queen Laya to rule whilst I *advise* them, I do not see it my place to deny you read any prophecies the Basilica have uncovered, Reclusiarch." She motioned for him to continue, and took a sip of her wine. She was clearly feeling a bit stung. [18:06] Ralathos: sighed a little. "Given the second war of the Cabbala, has in mine, and other peoples opinions never stopped. The raids never stopped, most recently the attack on the docks, the constant crimes, the intrusions. The attack on lower and upper Helheim. Recently the Basilica in this very square was attacked. The Warlord of the Horde flying here and attacking by herself a month or so ago. The Guard tower being blown up. The Cabbala manipulating events to force the Jade Empire and Helheim to War again. And all this time... the Cabbala sits unpunished. Despite two wars against Helheim. Kidnapping the King and the Royal family multiple times that I could not even list them all. The Guard tower, still gone thanks to them. Helheim suffers... yet never blames or acts against the Cabbala. Never forget, demons are our enemy." He looked to Vigil. "And now you tell they have constructed a magical artifact that threatens to destroy the world if disturbed, a second Cataclysm. What joy." Sighing and shaking his head. "And people think I am a zealot because I can read a history book." Tisking a little. "The prophecy is as follows..." Clearing his throat. [18:08] Vigil MacLeod: || "It aint a /construct/, Ralathos. Crystals like that are naturally occurin' things." He grunted out flatly, before shaking his head. "Y'know full well that I o' all people have little love fer creatures o' th'night. But this is a matter that would require a scalpel as opposed tae a hammer." [18:09] Ralathos: read from the book. "From the enslaved populace, songs, Chants and demands While princes and lords are held captive in prisons. These will in the future by headless idiots Be received as divine prayers. The blood of the blessed will commit a fault in Sincadere, Burnt through lightning and overuse of magic: The gracious lady will fall from her high place, Several of the same sect will be killed. The great ruler will be struck down in the day by a thunderbolt, An evil deed foretold by the bearer of the Axiom. According to the prediction, another falls at night time. Conflict at the crossroads, witnessed by the dwellers of the forest. Through all things, dire and terrifying, the guidance of the Basilica, the spokepeople of the gods Will Sincadere survive and prosper." Ralathos sighed. "This dates back to before my time in the Basilica, to before I even arrived in Helheim. It is in the records, kept in the library of the castle. Even mentioned in the old Basilica Benedictions if one looks. I didn't write this, it predates most of us here. Suffice to say... it warns of much. Cryptic though. It was kept hidden, because Blood of the Blessed, was always thought to refer to the line of Spurius. Since as I mentioned, they date back to the holy time of the Gods. In the early days. However... Helheim is troubled. We shall see what happens. But as the bearer of the Axiom, which is the Basilica code for those that do not know. I speak the warning... beware the Cabbala. Helheim's true enemy." Before he snapped the book shut. The past week (and more) has been eventful in the Empire. Here is a report, for you, on events that have transpired in the recent days and weeks.
And in upcoming events and rumors around the Empire:
The Three Pillars and Jade Research Commission Guilds are looking for active members!
Action report 17-JUL:
I beg leave, here, to acquaint you, that upon the seventeenth of July, His Majesty’s Ship Avalon was engaged in action against a great creature of unfathomable destruction. I am proud to report that the crew aboard acquitted themselves most courageously in the face of the adversary, and preserved the good name of the Naval Service. Let me then recount the events of the day’s action. Having arrived at the location of which had been predetermined for our voyage, and the special compliment having departed for their mission, Captain Ralathos, in his good mind, ordered us to clear for action, so that we may have an hour’s exercise at the guns. He thought it prudent that the crew was well prepared, and the guns run out, in case it were needed that we should provide support for the special compliment. Having beat to quarters, and concluding the exercise, we were beset upon by a large beast, bearing many tentacles, much akin to the legendary kraken. Having the good fortune of being already cleared for action, we made good time in replying to the threat. The good Captain Ralathos, having been preoccupied with the command of other persons of the special contingent, to the defense of the ship, the honor then fell to me to command the general crew, and battery of guns. The beast closed a-midships, intending to carry the action by means of assault. Several initial attacks were warded off by the special contingent, whilst the marine detachment, at my request, began opening fire with their firelocks from the quarterdeck and tops. The beast however did not relent, and so at the Captain ordered us to deliver our broadside. With the ship’s batteries at my command, we then laid into the beast with our larboard guns, our twelve and twenty four pounders being used to great effect in repelling the beast. I personally took it upon myself to bring to bear, the forty-two pounder carronades of the Forecastle battery. The action then lasted two hours, upon which the beast was eventually slain, and the carcass taken as a prize. The action having concluded, and at Captain Ralathos’s orders, we made sail for port, our main mast having been destroyed, having being cut loose in the action, and in desperate need of repairs. I beg permission to bring to the attention of my Lords Commissioners of the Admiralty, the conduct of the undermentioned Men, who showed themselves in such a way to bring great success to the action of 17 July, of which valor had been personally witnessed by my person. It should be noted Asteri did well acquit himself in the action, by leaping upon the beast, to better deliver injury. His action displayed valor, and commitment to his duty, above and beyond what shall be expected of a sailor or mariner. Furthermore, I could not in good conscience fail to convey the bravery and resolve of Karliyah Branwynn, who having lost her hat, did not lose her head, and continued to deliver fatal blows to the beast. It was witnessed that she did many times, despite injury to her person, continued to ward off the beasts attacks, and saved the lives of many sailors and mariners aboard through the vaillant defense of her station. It shall here also be noted the actions of Ada and Korin, to which the pair did bravely engage the beast, and which no other pair that I can recount, is able to fight so well together. Their pursuit of slaying the beast ultimately lended to the success of the action. The prime minister who was also present at the action demonstrated her resolve to uphold not only her civic duty, but also her duty to her fellow countrymen, and took up arms in defense of the latter. As well as the others of the special contingent that are not mentioned in this report. It should not be neglected to explain that those not personally mentioned did equally execute their duties with bravery and personal courage, and it is my regret that I do not have the time to mention every instance of heroism. I write this report in the belief that both the good Captain Ralathos, and I are of the same mind on the events of the action, and through the Strict and Unwavering commitment of the sailors and mariners, and actions fought by His Majesty’s Ship Avalon, and the men and women of her company, the seas of Nascentina can again be considered a haven for all shipping whom fly the Colours of His Majesty. - Colonel Iolanthus Aqentre P.S. I beg your pardon for the formatting of this report, as it is being written aboard Avalon, whilst underway, and delivered via mail ship to hasten its arrival. The Jade Research Commission hosts a regular War Games for any that wish to sharpen their battle tactics and test their skills of warfare. The JRC hosts a game regularly and invites people from across the realm, regardless of affiliations. Did you know you can also challenge another group to a War Game? For a modest fee, you can challenge your rivals to a game of war with the JRC's War Game Fort...without all that pesky destruction of your own towns and villages. If interested in hosting your own War Game, contact the Jade Paragon and Daimyo of the Jade Research Commission, Aura-Rah. You can find the Jade Research Commission on one of the lower islands within the floating Imperial Village of the Jade Lotus Empire. Ask any Nekoyami, and they can take you there. This week's War Games came with a special twist! Aethelu, Agnes, and Lexwyn of the defending team had taken a very, very special 'princess' hostage! Yes, that is right, the Emperor played the part of the part of the pretty princess in this week's War Game scenario. And who were the brave souls that assaulted the fort in a heroic effort to rescue the 'princess'? That would be Leao, Sai Hu, and Mimic! The Dastardly Defenders and Keepers of the 'Princess' The Brave Heroes, Saviors of the 'Princess' It was a close fight between both teams, but ultimately... the 'Princess' was rescued. Rumor has it, that Leao stole a kiss from the lovely 'princess' and was... zapped. Great job to both teams, and congrats to the winners of this round's War Games! Enjoy those medals, and keep winning to earn more!
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