Commodore Faustus Engleton, A PROCLAMATION It is with great jubilation that it was announced to the fleet, of the APPOINTMENT of Faustus Engleton to the position of Commodore, and Commander of Her Majesty’s Ships and Vessels by Sea. Commodore Faustus Engleton is heralded as the realm’s foremost maritime nautical authority, with decades of experience in sea commerce. Engleton Caravans, Shipwright & Trade, of which Faustus Engleton holds high position, is renowned for its expertise in sailing Sincardere’s seas. As Commodore, Faustus Engleton may continue to contribute his expertise in the service of the Crown. Naval-Office, October 15, 2146 A DISPATCH, of which the following is a copy, was received at the Naval Office this day, at Seven o'clock P.M. from Acting Midshipman Maximilian Smith, Officer aboard Her Majesty’s Ship Dormia: Dormia, off Nascentia, October 12, 2146. SIR, I beg leave to acquaint you, that evacuations continue from the disaster area around the City of Helheim, and that, with the continued and unwavering support of the vessels of Her Majesty’s Navy, the facilitation of the temporary resettlement of its residents is being conducted expeditiously. Throughout this trying time, the sailors and mariners of the Naval Service have demonstrated the highest of professionalism and vigor in their duties to aid their fellow countrymen, and consistently continue to meet, and overcome the challenges provided by both the disaster, and any foreign threats at sea. With the ongoing need to provision the temporary settlement in Nascentia, it has been a priority of the service to ensure that the sea remains free and navigable to vessels of commerce and supply, of which the consistent adversary, being that of pirate outlaws and rogues, seek to confound. However, with the unwavering and skillful attacks of our naval ships, the enemy was thus unable to disrupt the convoys seeking passage through Nascentia. Furthermore, our ships and vessels look to retaliate immediately, with merciless action at sea to quell any threat that so dare unlawfully provoke against fair and honest trade. I have here included a report written by myself, of the action taken place on the tenth of October, commensurate with our endeavors to defeat piracy where it arises. I am, &c. NASCENTIA Action report thereof of the tenth of October, Her Majesty’s Ship, Dormia, off Nascentia 31°15’57” by North, 18°21’38” by East It is of the time of writing that Her Majesty’s Ship Dormia had engaged in action with vessels identified to be pirates operating in the area frequented by convoys bearing provisions and of commerce. I am proud to report that the action was successful, with the pirates having fled, and that no casualties were sustained during the brief exchange of fire. Let me recount, then, the events of the action. The Dormia had been thus tasked with the escort of provisions there and to the temporary settlement in Nascentia, when at approximately nine o’clock, several sails bearing pirate colors bore down upon the rear-most vessels in the convoy, one in particular, the cargo ship Albatross, hoisted her signal of distress which we quickly received aboard the Dormia. The alarm was given, by myself, being at the time, the officer of the watch, to beat to quarters, at which time the crew made hasty preparations to clear for action. I had then made clear my observations to the Captain who had been roused by the alarm. At his command, we then raised our ensign, and prepared to wear ship. Having cleared for action, we approached the axis of battle, where we identified two pirate vessels, one cutter, one gunboat. At the time, the Captain was keen on closing into action, as the pirates held the weather gauge, and wanted to come about as soon as we passed abeam of the enemy vessel. Our eagerness to close into action seemed to have provoked fear in the pirate gunboat, which promptly turned about to flee, with the cutter left to engage us in single action. Command of the gundeck fell to me, and following the order to run out the guns, we fired our warning, putting a shot across the pirate cutter’s bow. Our warning was not heeded, and close action soon followed. I had given instruction to the gunners to aim for the masts, as it was my intention to disable her, so that she may not take advantage of the weather gage, and should we asymmetrically cross the axis of battle to give enfilade fire from our batteries, she would be unable to effectively turn to reply. With our course set, and the battle joined, I, having been ordered by the Captain, commenced firing, the pirate cutter replying in kind, as we exchanged initial broadsides. Fortunately, the fire we received was mostly inaccurate, and ineffective, whereas our gunners performed with exceptional professionalism in properly ranging the target, landing several hits to both the rigging and quarterdeck of the pirate cutter. Following the initial exchange of fire, the captain ordered our ship to come about to the wind, and pursued the continuation of battle with the pirates, however, having received our fire, the pirate cutter, bereft of fighting advantage, made no attempt to continue the engagement, and fled. Not wanting to leave the convoy in pursuit, the Captain ordered the Dormia to return to the formation, and any damage or casualties to be assessed. I am pleased then to report that the crew had acquitted itself most courageously in the face of the enemy, and demonstrated the professionalism of the Helheim Navy. Signed, Maximilian Smith, Acting-Midshipman This day, the tenth of October, 2146. A list of those vessels Taken or Destroyed by the ships commanded by Commodore Faustus Engleton, between the 8th of October and 15th of October, 2146. SUNK Ships of the Line: 0 Unrated sloops, cutters et al.: 0 CAPTURED Ships of the Line: 0 Unrated sloops, cutters et al.: 0 (Signed) This week in pursuance of the Queen’s Pleasure, the following sailors and mariners of Her Majesty’s Fleet were sworn into Naval Service, viz.: Maximilian Smith
Voren Marwood Rodney Madrigal Renata Ramirez Sincadere Summer 14/10/2022 Editorial. Forgive our silence dear reader. I know you have missed yours truly, and are probably pacing in your dwelling worried sick about our well being. Worry not, for the Cabbala Chronicles bloody heart still beats. We just needed to shake the lethargy out of our dark soul and press on to bite you with tender words. And speaking of bites, gore, and blood. Surely you had witnessed the fleeting beauty of the Blood Moon. It began with a chant that echoed across the caves. At first we thought it was a slave strike, at the very least, the practice of certain tuneless bard. But alas, we were mistaken! A procession of witches roam across the caves, one by one they gather shrouded in an eerie light. Devious little enchantresses prowling around at night. They thought they were alone, and their secrets warded from prying eyes. But they did not know the depths of our depravity, nor that we got brand new lenses to watch from afar. Besides ogling the sway of their magical hips and the mystical wobble of their teats, we witness the summon of the most delightful crimson moon… what a night that was... its vicious red light bathing us all… To some it was Sloth the sin that stuck on their souls, to others it was Rage. Pride took over the humblest of souls, while Greed and Gluttony ran rampant devouring most in the dark… but… if I must crown one as the greatest one… I will say it was Lust, the sin that reigned supreme. Just ask Dinnin, the poor demon-fiancé whose ball sack swelled until it kissed the cold stony floor. Oh how he begged for release. Pouncing naked on our dear Archon, trying to impale the faun with his painfully engorged phallus. In haste the Archon parried his meat with her shiny dagger, demonstrating her proficiency in the art of fencing. What a marvelous sight for those who love the sport. We were about to enjoy quite a wholesome show when he was so pointedly removed by Ashley’s martial art skills. The demon landed at the feet of the Keep and that is when disaster truly struck. Oh the horror, Oh the terrible sight, the keep had been ravaged and the throne room in blood most certainly tagged. The Archon screamed in ire, and no not like a little girl, and for once we witnessed her tail hackle with sheer wrath. Poor the fool that caused this slight. But before you gasp, dear reader, know that Sherlock Shroom was on the case, the young Aconitum Mooncroft-Arestegi-Lionheart the Third! Homebrewed student of the College of Obscure Arts wasted no time… he promptly studied the crime scene with ease… from the lettering of the words, to the damn crows that flew over the corpse… when the detective work was done, he turned to the Archon and spoke… “Tis elementary your fauness”... he paused for dramatic effect... “the criminal had left a calling card”. You may wonder about the outcome... wonder no more, we in the Cabbala Chronicles know it all. Dear reader, you should count the dwellers in the caves. Look left and right… Pay attention and notice that dear friend that suddenly has been missing for a while. Yes, you would not be wrong… for if you notice someone long gone... you have found the culprit and need to seek no more. Take heed of our Editor notes: be wise and on this matter poke the Archon no more. And since we have mentioned poking, we shall also mention pecking. Our sweet raven voiced bard Ashley the Great, had risen to the ranks of nobility and now calls herself the one.. the only.. the mighty.. Queen of Chickens! For you see, she had taken poultry farming as a hobby on the side of her main very serious job. Perhaps it will be smart to pay her in corn if she comes to collect any business tax. But beware, be respectful, and honor her cluckity cluck cluck ass. For it is said she owns a devil chicken that actually pecked the Jade Empires pride. I would not want to leave you before reminding all of you, my dear cave dwellers, about the election that is soon to come. Yes it is that time already, a time for solemn contemplation of the future of our home… and yes! a time to lean back and enjoy the wildest of debates… best of luck to the contenders, may they sharpen their daggers and hone their claws. Tis rare for us to leave the comfort of our secure facilities, but ever so often we are compelled to do so. And we could not let pass such a marvelous opportunity when we received the most cordial invitation from no other than the Archon of the caves. An engraved scented card inviting us for some pastries and tea. What to wear for such an evening, we found ourselves quite baffled, and with no clean clothes. Never before we had been invited behind the veil of the high dark court. But not letting fear conquer our wits, we managed to get in touch with an expert on fashion and design. A dress by the legendary fashionista Kai, would become our only armor for this night. Oh how graceful the faun was when she welcomed us into her fruity scented office… we knew she was a veggie, but never thought she had a thing for ripe perfumed oranges. Matter not, to each its own, happily our fan would keep our nose fresh while we begin to discuss. What did we talk about? you may ask… well dear nosy readers, mostly about art. The head of the Cabbala was quite a well lectured host, delighting us with the most fascinating of talks… Beware those in the caves, apparently she had decided to meet her dwellers one by one. So if you could, help the busy fluff butt, and head to the Keep to say hi.
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