Elven Eye Aigie's fashion tips and guide Looking for that perfect outfit to wow the crowd at court or to dazzle your opponents on the battlefield? Do you have a big speech coming up and you need all eyes on you? Looking to catch the eye of a handsome dragon? These tips from Sincadere's original dragon temptress are sure to lure him in! Featuring commentary from the first dragon himself, Vaeros Othim. If you don't yet have an abundance of slaves at your beck and call, working night and day until their fingers or tendrils bleed to create that perfect wardrobe in order to snag that handsome benefactor, here are some cheap tips on the go! Article 1
Catching the eye of a handsome dragon If your dragon does not covet you as THE most valuable treasure in his hoard then he is either not worth your time or you are not trying hard enough! Vaeros: “Probably the latter.” Hygiene is important Dragons have highly developed senses and they can smell your stench over long distances. If you're out here smelling like the swamp above Cabbala, then you'll only manage to keep him at bay! March yourself down to one of the local bathhouses and scrub that grime away. You don't need to add a lot of perfume afterwards, just add your own homemade honey along the juncture of your neck and you're good to go. Don't fret about storing for later, it's best used when made and you can always ask for help from the one you attract in making more. Note: To keep your homemade honey fresh you should store it in a warm place, preferably at body temperature. Vaeros: “Don’t put it anywhere you don’t want his nose to go.” Accentuate your assets Don't hide your value under tons of fabric, let them know your mounds can rival any pile of gold. The tighter the fit, the better. Highlight your best features by brushing on finely crushed shell powder to give it that extra shine, then dab on a bit of edible berry juice to add extra color and sweetness to your cheeks and lips. Vaeros: “The blood of his enemies is an acceptable alternative.” Less is more Leaving something to the imagination is a good strategy in some situations, but when it comes to dragons your value and worth has already been assessed. Show him the investment he is making often! Vaeros: “Don’t bury your treasures.” Don't let yourself go In time, as your value to your dragon rises, he'll lavish you with the most expensive jewels, silks, and products that money can buy. Your job as his treasure is upkeep. Keep yourself in tip-top shape! Vaeros: “Dragons eat bovine.” By far the best way to maintain a slim and fit figure is a strict routine of morning, afternoon, and night time exercises with healthy protein meals in between. This has the added benefit of prolonging your life so you can keep indulging from your dragon's vast wealth. Vaeros: “Ask your dragon for the best exercise routine as they are the experts.” Next Time: Accessorize! What gems are HOT and what gems are NOT. |
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