So Brokil arranged a show from Kabuki Kats, wanted it to be real nice thing for Gorgun! Told weird cat thing about the First Tribe. This is real important story for greenskins. Did they tell the story of the First Tribe? No! Cat thing made a mess of it. Kept putting herself in story with silly name. Brokil don’t care about her dumb life! Brokil cares about the First Tribe! She gave herself a real dumb name like she was makin’ fun of Brokil’s story. This made him really angry! Brokil was shouting things like “That didn’t happen! That ain’t right!” but she kept going on and on making her joke. This was making Brokil all furious and stuff. She even messed up the ending of the story! Very important lesson for shoats and grots and she messed it up! Brokil was gonna crush real nice like, maybe make a fancy hat out of her skin. Gorgun was laughing and pleased though. If it made Gorgun happy then it is good mog...maybe. Still, Brokil thinks she made a joke and the cat better not come around Brokil again! Brokil’s Big Review? No mog. He thinks it should be bad mog but Gorgun was happy and told Brokil he did good job. This is good for Brokil….still….bad cat things. ![]() Brokil gives Kabuki Kats NO MOG Jicho Brokil’s Big Deal Thoughts on Cabbala School of Arts and Stuff So Brokil heard magic stuff school was big deal, right? So he does it propa, makes a special day to meet with the mistress of the school. Was even shown to school by Hound. Funny thing’ iz is that Brokil don’t remember anything! Others tell Brokil that he goes in school and comes out all funny but he don’t remember none of that. Others also say they can’t follow ‘im in. How can he do propa magic without Others there? He can’t! Clearly school ain’t very magicy and stuff. Also, if he can’t remember bein’ there then clearly it wasn’t impressive and clearly neither was the mistress. Brokil got like a real good memory and stuff. Remembers stuff real good but don’t remember none of this. Must of been all boring and stuff. So in closin’ Brokil think Cabbala school of magic and arts ain’t that impressive. Also tower ain’t that big. Brokil seen bigger towers...harder towers...longer towers. That tower ain’t that big. ![]() Brokil declares the CCOA... BAD MOG! Jicho Brokil’s Big Deal Thoughts on Bound Elf Not enough bound elves. Wait though! Brokil got more to say. Boung Elf ain’t got enough bound elfs. Only few but not many. Brokil been to Bound Elf few times, only see few bound elves. One was dancin’ all sexy like but didn’t even offer Brokil a suck off. Why they got bound elves if they ain’t even gonna offer Brokil a good suck off? That’s bad mog. Drinks cost lots of coin. Brokil needs lots of drinks and ain’t got that kinda coin. Bad mog! White faun lady behind counter once let Brokil pay with teef. This is propa way to run business. This good mog. Others behind counter though, they want Brokil to pay lots of coin. Bad mog! Brokil meet lots of people there. Place is busy like. This Good Mog. Meet his number one big deal customer, Rio there. She buys lots from Brokil. This is good mog. Big Deal Thoughts on Bound Elf? Mixed mog. Drinks should be cheapa so Brokil can drink lots! ![]() Brokil gives Bound Elf No Mog! Brokil's Soaps, Oils, and Great Jicho stuff!
Come now, buy lots! Brokil is big deal. This is known. Great Green Prophet and all. Brokil now offers his big deal services to those outside Black Tusk. Come get Soap and Oil from Brokil. He got good nose, makes good smells. Best smells. Better smells than lazy pinks. Brokil sniffs real good. Brokil will sniff them real good too, make them kustom scent just for them. They smell real good and nice because Brokil's stuff is best stuff. Need Jicho Stuff? Brokil makes that too. Sell real nice prices. Fire bombs to make fire or boom sticks to make booms! Come to Brokil, he sell you Jicho stuff. Need Jicho for ritual? Want to get sow full of pups? Want to make happy day even betta? Come see Brokil! He does it all. He is kinda big deal. They should know this! Come to Brokil. BUY HIS STUFF! Soaps Bricks: 3 copper each Brokil Special (Amber color) - Smells like pine sap Spicy Soap (Rust Colored) - Smells like exotic spices Punch (Brown) - Smells potent and peppery, makes the eyes water Scented Oils: 4 Copper each Charcoal (Black): Smells like charcoal and smoke Good Rut (pink): Smells like pussy Stunfuck (light brown): smells like salty coffee Sea Strong (bluish white): Smells like salt water and sea weed Sweet Demon Flowa (Red): Smells very much like a succubus's pheromones Strong Blood (Dark Red) Smells like opium smoke and blood. kustom scent: Negotiable and stuff. usually 8 copper Jicho Stuff: Negotiable and stuff. Makes deals for big buyers! Orc Magic Boom Stick: stick makes things boom when he points it and says magic orc word. Orc Magic Itchy Stick: stick makes things go itchy when he points it and says magic orc word. Fire Bomb: Throw this and then fire! Ichty Scratchy Powder bag: throw this and boom, cloud of ichy scratchy dust. Orc Wax: Pour over wound to seal it shut. Doesn't heal wound though. Just stops bleeding. Brokil's Cream: soothes itchy and scratchy like from Ichty Scratchy powder. Nightmare Doll: Creepy doll he can hide in room. Make sleepers have night terrors. Good Mog Doll: Burn doll to chase away bad mog. Brokil's Swamp Weed: Dried swamp weed he can smoke to feel real nice. Good Mog Orc Charm: Charm he wears for good mog. High Energy Orc Charm: Charm he wears to have big orc bull energy all time! Orc Bad Mog Catcher: Charm he can hang up to catch bad mog before it gets him. Real Good Jicho Services: Negotiable and stuff Fertility Ritual: Makes sow nice and fertile. Despoiler Ritual: Ritual to make everyone want good pleasure. Eat Drink Rut, whatever they want. Brokil bless it and does magic! Orcish Full belly test: Checks sow to see if she got pup in her belly. Good Mog Ritual: Helps participants get good mog and feel real nice. Bad Mog Ritual: Curse someone with bag mog, not Brokil though...never Brokil. Fortune tellin': Brokil Great Green Prophet, kinda big deal. Others will tell him secrects that he will share for coin! Iron One Frenzy ritual: Bless chorga, make them all fighty and tough. Weddins: Ain't an orc thing but hear pinks do it all the time. Make two to one so they can just bug each other all the time. Happy Day Ritual: Brokil comes to happy day he/she havin' and make it very happy with his Jicho stuff. |
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