Brokil's Soaps, Oils, and Great Jicho stuff!
Come now, buy lots! Brokil is big deal. This is known. Great Green Prophet and all. Brokil now offers his big deal services to those outside Black Tusk. Come get Soap and Oil from Brokil. He got good nose, makes good smells. Best smells. Better smells than lazy pinks. Brokil sniffs real good. Brokil will sniff them real good too, make them kustom scent just for them. They smell real good and nice because Brokil's stuff is best stuff. Need Jicho Stuff? Brokil makes that too. Sell real nice prices. Fire bombs to make fire or boom sticks to make booms! Come to Brokil, he sell you Jicho stuff. Need Jicho for ritual? Want to get sow full of pups? Want to make happy day even betta? Come see Brokil! He does it all. He is kinda big deal. They should know this! Come to Brokil. BUY HIS STUFF! Soaps Bricks: 3 copper each Brokil Special (Amber color) - Smells like pine sap Spicy Soap (Rust Colored) - Smells like exotic spices Punch (Brown) - Smells potent and peppery, makes the eyes water Scented Oils: 4 Copper each Charcoal (Black): Smells like charcoal and smoke Good Rut (pink): Smells like pussy Stunfuck (light brown): smells like salty coffee Sea Strong (bluish white): Smells like salt water and sea weed Sweet Demon Flowa (Red): Smells very much like a succubus's pheromones Strong Blood (Dark Red) Smells like opium smoke and blood. kustom scent: Negotiable and stuff. usually 8 copper Jicho Stuff: Negotiable and stuff. Makes deals for big buyers! Orc Magic Boom Stick: stick makes things boom when he points it and says magic orc word. Orc Magic Itchy Stick: stick makes things go itchy when he points it and says magic orc word. Fire Bomb: Throw this and then fire! Ichty Scratchy Powder bag: throw this and boom, cloud of ichy scratchy dust. Orc Wax: Pour over wound to seal it shut. Doesn't heal wound though. Just stops bleeding. Brokil's Cream: soothes itchy and scratchy like from Ichty Scratchy powder. Nightmare Doll: Creepy doll he can hide in room. Make sleepers have night terrors. Good Mog Doll: Burn doll to chase away bad mog. Brokil's Swamp Weed: Dried swamp weed he can smoke to feel real nice. Good Mog Orc Charm: Charm he wears for good mog. High Energy Orc Charm: Charm he wears to have big orc bull energy all time! Orc Bad Mog Catcher: Charm he can hang up to catch bad mog before it gets him. Real Good Jicho Services: Negotiable and stuff Fertility Ritual: Makes sow nice and fertile. Despoiler Ritual: Ritual to make everyone want good pleasure. Eat Drink Rut, whatever they want. Brokil bless it and does magic! Orcish Full belly test: Checks sow to see if she got pup in her belly. Good Mog Ritual: Helps participants get good mog and feel real nice. Bad Mog Ritual: Curse someone with bag mog, not Brokil though...never Brokil. Fortune tellin': Brokil Great Green Prophet, kinda big deal. Others will tell him secrects that he will share for coin! Iron One Frenzy ritual: Bless chorga, make them all fighty and tough. Weddins: Ain't an orc thing but hear pinks do it all the time. Make two to one so they can just bug each other all the time. Happy Day Ritual: Brokil comes to happy day he/she havin' and make it very happy with his Jicho stuff. Comments are closed.
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