Regarding Goblin Gossip Network's Oct 4th "Celebrity Interview: Dani the Silver Terror"
Dear Editor, While I am delighted to read your interviews when they come out, I must point out a grievous error. Imagine my surprise to see an article written about me, when I have never met one of your reporters before. This is a scandal for your well reputed paper, one I am sure you will make right. Please be advised that I know many whom excel in the litigation of different territories of the realm and I have been told in situations like these, monetary funds to smooth the grievous insult is usually an acceptable form of apology. Since the skill of your workers seems rather low, I can only imagine you don't have the deep pockets that would be necessary to repair the injury you've caused my reputation. I expect a scheduled interview within the next hand of days, and a retraction with an apology published. Please send all correspondence to the Keep within the Cabbala Amartia. Daniella Travesty The Silver Terror P.S. My silver dragons will not eat you if you meet the time frame given above. Dear Readers, while the above letter may seem like a form of extortion allow me to assure all of you that I, M. Noteworthy, am deeply regretful of the actions of the Goblin Gossip Network. It is my duty as editor to review each publication of this 'well reputed paper' as Ms Travesty so succinctly put it, and I will most certainly censure the Goblin Gossip Network for their terrible mistake. I will not, however, censor any writer of this publication. Ms Travesty, you have my sincerest apologies, given freely despite your 'request' and I will ensure another Goblin Gossip Network reporter will interview you properly. I have also seen fit to arrange a generous donation to the Bound Elf for your trouble. Those readers who are not aware of the Bound Elf should take the time to visit the charming gathering place. There they will find salacious delights and well priced menu items to slake just about any thirst. While I will not retract the already published article I will ensure that future printings have an appropriate warning about the quality of reporters employed by the Goblin Gossip Network. It was my error in thinking the mere name of the organization was enough of an indication as to the veracity of their claims. Yours truly, M. Noteworthy Regarding Miss Scarlet's response to Jilted in Jade Lotus in the 08/30 edition of 'Infernal Love'
Anyone can assume that Miss Scarlet's advice to Jilted in Jade Lotus was to curse their husband. However, I call into question Miss Scarlet's qualifications to give such advice as the input to output curse energy is disproportionate. With all of the components being used, it would simply be easier, and more effective, to make a fetish doll to inflict pain and suffering directly. This really calls into question MM's vetting process as it sounds more like Miss Scarlet took this straight out of an ogre's cookbook. The CCOA has many talented and skilled individuals who are qualified to give such advice that would actually produce results. My advice to Miss Scarlet is to put away the toys and let real experts give advice on magic. Signed, Aigie Ryder CCOA Headmistress Mistress of Magic Cabbala Amartia |
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