"Infernal Love" with Miss Scarlet "Dear Miss Scarlet, I am at a loss for what to do. Everywhere I turn I am confronted by these stereotypes of elves as sluts, and fit only to be slaves. I see the looks, hear the snide comments. Why just the other day I ventured into the caves of the Cabbala and they even have a tavern called The Bound Elf! I pointed out how offensive that is but the locals only laughed and ridiculed me! How can I get them to understand that elves are an ancient, noble, proud people deserving of respect and admiration (letter truncated for publication)" - Signed, Pointy Eared Tree Hugger Dear Pointy Eared Tree Hugger - I am at a bit of a loss here as your letter has little to do with advice in matters of love or lust, but a seventeen page diatribe on the treatment of elves is a cry for help if I ever saw one. You also failed to sign with an anonymous pen name so I have chosen one for you. First, let me just state that I understand just what you mean and it's a tragedy. Too many elves believe these fairy tales about being noble, respectable creatures and it inevitably causes a shock when they are confronted with reality. Have you considered exploring your naturally submissive prey-beast instincts? I find a good session of bondage and discipline usually brings it right out. I am going to send you references to a few orc tribes looking for snaga and some slavers in various realms as you did not mention where you are located or I would come for you myself. Remember, a collared elf is a happy elf! "Dear Miss Scarlet,
I have been happily married to my husband for almost two decades now and we have an idyllic life farming. We have one child that has come of age and is making their own way in the world now. I feel like this should be our golden years together, but I suspect my husband is cheating on me. I have found geisha makeup on some of his clothes and strange perfume, and he's always running off to the tea house without me. I don't want to leave him, yet what can I do? Should I confront him?" - Signed, Jilted in Jade Lotus. Dear Jilted, sadly this is something I hear all too often. Give them your best years and children and they are only too ready to step out on you with someone else. I have some solid advice for you though. Get a large glass or pottery jar and place in it a lock of your husband's hair, fingernail clippings, an article of clothing or small item like a wedding ring, and any blood or semen you can collect. Add some broken glass, bent nails, leaves and berries of Belladonna and Foxglove, some of your own urine, and seal the jar. Place it somewhere and focus your hatred on the jar. Yell at it and shake it up daily, call it by your husband's name, blame it for everything he does wrong. After a few weeks of doing this, bury the jar somewhere he is likely to walk over regularly, or place under his side of the bed. You will see results swiftly. That's all for this edition of Infernal Love with Miss Scarlet! Write me with your questions and concerns of matters on Love and Lust. ((To submit a letter to Infernal Love please reach out to Fevren or Pet in Second Life or Discord)) Comments are closed.
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