As reported by GGN Goblin Gossip Network SCANDAL RAVAGES THE BLACK TUSK TRIBE! The Gorgun declares his displeasure over the incompetence of the goblins who MISPRINTED a Meatgrindah Card! The misprinted card is declared worthless but some avid collectors jealously guard this misprint, sure that it will go up in value. In other news, Rukbah the Dragonslayer will be holding another session of Gobbos and Gorguns. Will our intrepid adventurers survive the encounter with the dreaded black dragon Gaeros? Will Pet the Orc overcome her fear of daddy-dragon? How will we explain Horngore's new wings? The Black Tusk Tribe will also be participating in the Summer Festival held... TOMORROW (Saturday) starting at 10am SLT. You will be able to purchase our famed mushrooms, official Meatgrindah cards, and Meat Beetles. The Great and Glorious Gaboon and the mostly impressive Rukbah will be refereeing the tournament MEATGRINDAH STYLE! Also, everyone knows that Tusk slaves are the best slaves, so buy our slaves at the market. SPECIAL REPORT: The VILE CATS in the booth next to the Black Tusk booth at the Summer Festival have DEFILED our SACRED MEAT BEETLES! WITH BOWS!
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