OOC Contributers: Kallen, Nimue, Hawkstone, Vashet, Terra, Ikuto, Atlas, Gobbie, and Lossehellin Many have heard the name Mick Dagger. It is the GGN's mournful duty to report that this famous Goblin... the Grand Reclusiarch of the Great Goblin Gasilica ®, the CEO of Goblin Allied Sanitation Service (or G.A.S.S.) ®, the Administrivus of TotallyLegit Documents ®, the Executive Director of TotallySafe Tours ®, the Goblin Gorgun of Rent-a-Tusk ® and the Lead Lip-Syncer of the MeatBeatles ®, has died. This evening Mick Dagger along with his Sugar Mama and Wife, Yisu Dagger, died by suicide off the Nekoyami Island. Reports confirm the remains of a goblin, a nekoyami and a horse were found in the wreckage far below the JLE. Reports also confirm that the Dagger family will be filing a lawsuit against the Jade Lotus Empire for negligence on the part of the Air Kami who are suppose to catch wayward travelers. GGN believes that Big Deal Brokil will be the litigator in the case. He is survived by his siblings, Quirk Dagger who earned her name due to a series of peculiarities. One is a seemingly pathological addiction to crime that compelled her into hijinks and the other was a complete rejection of the more standard tusk dress to instead steal and wear the fanciest puffiest dresses she could find. And Slapstick Dagger, who tries to make a living as a jester using bad jokes and tricks. A waiver is always required for his shows as a way to not give back refunds due to the occasional guest going backstage and disappearing. The funeral arrangements are being made and will be announced soon. An admission of 5c is expected for all attendees but a 1c discount is provided for anyone willing to say nice things about the deceased during the ceremony. All gift receipts should be made out to Rick Dagger. ((If you wish to read the RP, you can do so on Origins discord.)) ((Anyone may play one of the goblins listed below if they wish, any goblin marked with an asterixis is already spoken for. Simply message lossehellin on discord or SL to call dibs on your goblin name.)) Other notable Daggers:
Acoustic Dagger, odd fascination with singing in the caves. Addick Dagger, really gets hung up on substances. Airsick Dagger, Bat-rider who thinks he's a dragonrider Attick Dagger, likes living in high places. Angelick Dagger, he's got a little devil in him. Antic Dagger, the prankster Bailiwick Dagger, everyone thinks his mom is actually a basilisk *Benedick Dagger, is a cleric of the Grinning One. Called Cumber for short. Bigwick Dagger, coming in with that big gob energy Brick Dagger, the window washer. Boomstick Dagger, fisherman. Bootlick Dagger, the best 'yes goblin' you'll ever meet. Chick Dagger, the chicken tender. As in handler... not food! Chopstick Dagger, from overseas, uses chopsticks for everything. Clerick Dagger, is also a cleric. Click Dagger, meat beetle and Ogre trainer. Cowlick Dagger, the barber. Crick Dagger, the masseur. Derrick Dagger, he's adopted (he's not even green) *Dick Dagger, he's such a prick. Dipstick Dagger, Engineer and Mechanic Dominick Dagger, he works with leather. Dynamic Dagger, Can ONLY yell or whisper. Fanatick Dagger, really focuses on things. Fantastik Dagger, super clean. Feministic Dagger, really likes the ladies. Fishstick Dagger, D'Orc manufacturer. Flick and Lick Dagger, the porn twins. Frick Dagger, they never swear. Fossick Dagger, the treasure hunter. Generick Dagger, he's kinda boring. Gimmick Dagger, such a showman. Hick Dagger, he ain't from around here. Holistic Dagger, the alchemist. Homesick Dagger, traveling salesman who never makes it home for Winter Veil Hydrophobic Dagger, Can swim very well, just really hates water. Ick Dagger, everyone hates him. He's gross. Works with Sick Dagger. Joystick Dagger, carries a stick called Joy, spreading happiness one smack at a time Kick Dagger, the blind monk to always stubs his toe. Killick Dagger, the Sailor. *Knick Dagger, seller of oddities. Not to be confused with Nick Dagger. Limerick Dagger, there once was a goblin named Limerick, he was really bad at poetry. Lockpick Dagger, works in law enforcement. Logick Dagger, silver tongued, can talk his way out of anything. Lopstick Dagger, was born with a lopsided face. Lovesick Dagger, the bard. Lunatick Dagger, astrologist. Lyrick Dagger, the songwriter. Majestic Dagger, the wealthiest Dagger. Majick Dagger, the illusionist. Mathmatick Dagger, an accountant. Manick Dagger, such a bummer. Maverick Dagger, always playing cards, nicknamed Burt. Medick Dagger, is a healer. Mythik Dagger, he's a legend! Necrotick Dagger, braaaaaaains! Nephric Dagger, loves steak and kidney pie. Nick Dagger, the swordsmith. Nonstick Dagger, slickest cook you'll ever find. Nudnick Dagger, the most boring and most annoying Dagger. Optimistic Dagger, the most agreeable greenskin you will ever meet. Panick Dagger, super excitable. Parasitick Dagger, a total freeloader. Pick Dagger, he's the guitarist. Pinprick Dagger, the Tailor Politick Dagger, used cart salesman. Prick Dagger, he's just a dick. Prolific Dagger, lots of kids. Quick Dagger, the mail delivery technician. Realistic Dagger, OBSESSED with making sure everyone is "living in the moment". *Rick Dagger, he's the drummer. *Schtick Dagger, he's always got something going on. Shashlik Dagger, is a chef who shish kebabs. *Shawshank Dagger, former prison guard. Sick Dagger, tends the cook pot at the Black Tusk camp. *Slapstick Dagger, "bewear the Stick of Slapping held byThe Great Slapstick Dagger. Giggle and pay well or else yer rump shall swell!" Slick Dagger, total greaser. Or lady's man. Or both. Statick Dagger, he's the same guy he's always been. Stick Dagger, an Ogre Handler. Also professional jouster. *Thicc Dagger, she's got it going on. Tick Dagger, suuuuper nervous demolitionist. Used to have a brother named Tock. *Trick dagger, is a magician Uptick Dagger, obsessed with the latest trends. Vick Dagger, always has wonderful minty breath. Warwick Dagger, he's a wizard. Wick Dagger, the candlemaker. Comments are closed.
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