As reported by GGN Goblin Gossip Network. The Multifarious Monthly Review makes no claims that the Goblin GOSSIP Network is a reliable news source. Articles are posted with minor edits for spelling and grammar but not reviewed for content. The Multifarious Monthly Review does not accept any financial burden that results in the GGN's reporting practices. Let it be known that Snetch Junior is no coward! This brave goblin risked life, limb and soul to venture into the Cabbala and bring us the real deal. The real Silver Terror. Read on to discover just who paid for her bogus degree and who pulls the puppet strings behind the Archon's new throne!! In order to ensure journalistic integrity, we immortalized the exchange in the form of descriptive writing, beautifully captured by Snetch Junior's assistant! ... After the brutal sacrifice and the raucous feast, Snetch Jr and his faithful assistant made their way to the Cabbala. Snetch wore his usual greasy tunic and slicked back hair, but also a very fake mustache as if that might disguise his appearance. He was sweating. The beautiful assistant, in her black pencil skirt, also looked scared but much more 'together' than Snetch. Eventually he got close enough to Daniella to clear his throat and smile up at her, "uh... congratulations on your recent promotion, Ms Travesty... you ARE Ms Travesty aren't you? Not some imPOStor?"
The Faun looked around when someone cleared their throat, then down. Not that the Goblin was that much smaller than she was; Dani was not a particular tall person unless one counted the height of her antlers. For a long moment she just stared before her eyebrows swept upward, "Am I Ms. Travesty? Well, " The hand not holding wine thrust up in the air with three fingers, "Let's figure this out okay? Am I a silver faun? Yes." She folded down a finger, "Do I want to poison you?.. Yes." the second finger came down, till just that one; a middle one, was pointing in the air "And who else but a Ms Travesty would be promoted here like this? Me! So.. Yes.." That third finger folded and she went back to staring, "Now what can I do for you, if I've satisfied your identity crisis." Snetch recoiled as each finger came down as if she was threatening him with all three fingers and not just the second one. "G-great," he replied while his assistant pretended not to notice his nervousness and furiously jotted down every interaction with her usual dedication and flare. "You uh... you wanted to be interviewed, right? And I'm suppose to give you this?" He holds out a small bag of coin, presumably the compensation so artfully demanded by the Archon's letter. "How uh... how does it feel to rule over the Cabbala as you've ALWAYS INTENDED," he swallows heavily after his outburst but by now his bravado was starting to chip away at his cowardice. "And... IS IT TRUE... that Shin isn't simply missing, but you had him MURDERED because he wouldn't BEND THE KNEE?!" Daniella stared down at Snetch for a long moment as he seemed to get his bearings, though when he held out a bag of coin she reached down to snatch it from his hand with her own greedy fingers. Dani had learned much from dragons, coin was to be hoarded. "I am so glad you've come to clear the record, I knew your editor wouldn't be pleased you had the wrong faun." It was all she could do not to point to her silver hair and ears and describe again how -she- was the Silver terror. Instead she flashed her most charming smile and a metallic clawed fingertip reached out to try to poke the Goblin's nose, "It feels marvelous. Eclipse did an outstanding job, but I am very eager to make this territory into my own vision. It has been a long time coming," She nodded a few times and raised her eyebrow at the second question, "Well you're aware of our Founder's hunger aren't you? Sometimes all I have to do is ask Grandpa-Vaeros to do me a favor, and if he hasn't eaten yet he's quite amiable. Do you think you'd make a good snack? Should I call him?" "VAEROS ATE SHIN!?" Snetch shouted before glancing around as if looking for the giant red dragon. "That's simply diabolical," he added at a more reasonable volume. After a moment of looking around he seemed to recall he was in the middle of an interview and turned back to Dani. "So... you're quite the Rags to Riches story, aren't you?" he started slowly, a smile twitching at the corners of his mouth. "You started as... a SLAVE... and now you've paid Headmistress Aigie enough money to actually graduate!! Tell me... TELL US ALL... and TELL THE TRUTH... how much did it COST you to be the first graduate of the CCOA??" The Faun was giggling a little now. Swaying back and forth so her skirt flounced around her. The imagine of Shyn being swallowed by Vaero, while untrue, was still satisfying. Did the Shade read this gossip rag? Oh she hoped so. When the conversation turned to CCOA her eyes got wide, a twitch in her cheek at the mention of her past. Dani pushed that aside, "Me pay the Headmistress?! I did not become one of the most wealthy in Sincadere by throwing my coin away. No, they pay me! I was one of the first students, and now Archon of the Cabbala! Think of the fame me graduating might bring!!" Snetch relaxed a little bit when Dani giggled, it set him at ease a little. "So... you're saying that Headmistress AIGIE... paid HOUND to step down so that you could be her PUPPET ON THE THRONE?!" Snetch cackled but his assistant looked like she was ready to flee. "AND GAVE YOU A BOGUS DEGREE?!?! What is this world COMING TO?" Dani narrowed her eyes slightly in warning, "I am nobodies puppet " she warned before leaning down to get a little closer, as if to share a secret. The faun glanced left then right, a finger pressed to her lips "Did you know if you stay too long here, the air will corrupt your minds? There's magic here, dark magic...can't you feel it? I can see it crawling on you," Dani nodded a bit, pointing to Snetch's shoulder, "right there." Snetch and his assistant were entranced when Dani lowers her voice. They both lean in to listen, Snetch's eyes growing wider and wider until Dani points to his shoulder and he loses it. "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!" he screams while his assistant watches, helpless to do anything. "AAHHHH THE WITCH CURSED ME!" he screams before taking off toward the Cabbala entrance, "THIS FUCKING PLACE IS FUCKED UP!" "Was it something I said?" She called out to the screaming Goblin as he ran off. Comments are closed.
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