As reported by GGN Goblin Gossip Network The Goblin Gossip Network continues to bring you hard hitting journalism despite the great peril to our reporters. Tonight we hear from Snetch Junior, reporting for our recently deceased... nay, MURDERED... and most beloved, Snetch the Goblin. In order to ensure journalistic integrity, we immortalized the exchange in the form of descriptive writing. Snetch's assistant survived the interview by keeping her wits about her. As you will see, in our exchange, the Crimelord of Caballa admitted to being dumped by the commander of the Sentries and then she ATE our reporter! GGN has not reached out to Jeriah for a comment. . . . The goblin arrived with an assistant. He wore a fancy medieval suit that was well worn and very stained. His hair was slicked back and thick with grease. The assistant, also a goblin, wore a skirt and carried a scroll and magically refilling quill. Once they were settled and greetings had been dispensed, Snetch the Goblin opened up with the first of many hard hitting questions. "So, tell me Eclipse... can I call you Eclipse? Mz Hound?" He obviously checked her out when he suggested that last name, "tell me... I've heard from VERY reliable sources, that your latest boy toy..." he stopped as the assistant tugged on his sleeve and whispered in his ear. "What?" he whispered back, "really?" She nodded severely and he cleared his throat. "Very well, Mz Hound... what... is your favourite colour?"
Eclipse had been waiting for this interview. She decided to wear a very low cut red dress to show all of those luscious curves she was known for. When the gobo began the first question, she leaned over the desk with a brow arched. But once he had corrected himself, she licked those lips of hers. "Red....the color of blood....of course." She grinned flashing those blood stained teeth. Her eerie mismatched hues looked towards the assistant with her grin still very apparent. "And who is your VERY reliable source?" She asked as her razor sharp claws began to tick against the top of her desk. Snetch was easily swayed by the low cut dress and those luscious curves, he literally licked his lips while staring. "Source? huh?" he asked, still distracted. When he looked up, seeming to snap out of it, he answered, "oh, can't be giving up my sources, that wouldn't do!" Clearing his throat he continued, maybe taking one more peek at Eclipse's cleavage, "now, tell us... Mz Hound... is it true you own the Stoned Dragon Sex Den? I heard, from reliable sources mind you, that you are the highest paid staff person there! Tell me, just how much does it cost to get one's willy wet by the infamous Hound?" He barreled through the question despite his assistant's attempts to stop him. Eclipse would still be leaning over the desk when the gobo had asked her the question. She would move closer to the goblin that spoke. "I do own the Den, and I make no profit from it aside from those who pay me directly for drugs." Those sharp claws moved to the edge of the table right infront of the gobo so he could see just how sharp they were. "And sorry love.... I'm not on the menu. And if I were, you wouldn't be able to afford me." She winked that red eye that seemed to be glowing now. Snetch swallowed heavily at the sight of those claws. Whether he was brave, or just plain stupid, it was hard to say but he looked her in the eye and blurted his next question. "Hound may be off the menu in more ways than one, or so I heard. Didn't you just get dumped by the commander of the Sentries? Rough luck.. how are you handling that?" Eclipse opened her eyes wide and would immediately clutch that hand around his throat. Just snapping it like a snakebite towards him until those claws were digging into his trachea. "Nobody got dumped. We parted ways......" And with that she would wretch his body up and over the table towards her and bite into his face. One canine hooking into his eyeball and when her mouth latched down and hand moved backwards, his eye was stuck on that tooth of hers. "Much like your eye has." She looked to the assistant. "Did you get everything you needed? I think it is time for dinner." Snetch should have seen it coming. But he didn't. He barely had a moment to let out a gasp before he was dead. The assistant inhaled sharply and immediately bolted. She didn't even hesitate long enough to ensure Snetch was dead. Eclipse watched the assistant go and chuckled as she popped that eye off her tooth and pointed at her. "I'll be keeping an eye on you....if I don't like what you report...your death will be much slower." Comments are closed.
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