"Infernal Love" with Miss Scarlet Sincadere's Advice column for matters of Love and Lust. "Dear Miss Scarlet - Roark's snaga no look at Roark same way no more. Roark think best mate Ugrall is go behind back while Roark out on hunt. Ugrall has mighty smug grin lately. Should Roark smash?" - Signed, Definitely-Not-Roark Dear Definitely-Not-Roark, first of all, thank you for writing me for advice and second of all, whomever you got to write that letter for is doing you no favors; it took me the better part of an afternoon to translate. Now, onto the meat of your query. Have you been having some difficulties in the furs with that snaga perhaps? Things getting a little dry and boring? That's usually the number one cause of unfaithful slaves, in my experience. Yes indeed, I feel you should absolutely smash, but not in the way you are thinking. I think you need to have a talk with Ugrall AND this snaga and get it all out in the open, but not in a hostile way. Why be sneaking behind each other's backs when you can be having delightful Devil's Threeways every night? You should both team up and spitroast that little grass-eater till her eyes are permanently crossed! (I am assuming your snaga is Elven, please pardon if not.) Dear Miss Scarlet - I'm having such a time with my beau. He is charming, handsome, supportive, and a delight to be around, he does light up my life. But every time we get intimate in bed, he thinks it's the most erotic thing to just hammer at my cervix like a dwarf with a pickaxe. That hurts like hell and I don't like it, but I can't get him to understand this. What can I do?
- Signed, Legs-Crossed in Helheim Dear Legs-Crossed in Helheim, first of all my condolences on the beau's less than pleasureful performances in the sack. This is quite a common difficulty I have encountered with many relationships and I'm sad to say that probably about ninety percent of the dick-bearing creatures I have trysted with seem to think that taking a battering ram to the gates of a lady's womb is some sort of devastatingly erotic maneuver. Try as I might, I can't educate them all to the facts of the matter. My suggestions would be as follows: Get yourself a spiked pessary and slip it in before a session of love making, and give him a nasty surprise when he ventures too deep. A touch of basilisk's venom to paralyze but not render him unconscious could provide a perfect teachable moment for a lecture on how to properly please a lady. Failing that, I suggest you develop a taste for lesbian encounters, as most of the rest of the boys out there (I'm looking at you) seem convinced this is a pleasureful experience. That's all for this edition of Infernal Love with Miss Scarlet! Write me with your questions and concerns of matters on Love and Lust. ((To submit a letter to Infernal Love please reach out to Fevren or Pet in Second Life or Discord)) Comments are closed.
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