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Performed by the Kabuki-Cats at the Bound Elf for a CCOA End of Terms Ceremony ----------------------------- The stage was set, and all of the much beloved and totally world-famous Kabuki-Cats were in place. A lone cat stepped up to the edge of the stage, looking suspiciously like the infamous Headmistress of the College. Yisu, or Aigie-Cat, as she would be known, bowed to the waiting crowd. "Welcome Caballans! To the first and only performance of .... A Day in the Life of Cabbage Collage of Obskure Arts!" Had the cat just entirely fucked up the name of the school, or was it on purpose? Well, the Kabuki-Cats weren't exactly known for their accuracy or true to history re-tellings of events! She waved a paw and the various props needed for the play were brought down from the stairs above by a few of the other Nekoyami, wobbling awkwardly carrying screens far to set up a tiny classroom. "Now, we have only seen the Collage once, but I am certain this will be a true and accurate representation of a typical day of making arts!" Dear lord, did the cats really think the college was some strange art school? The actors began to take their place, all but Aigie-Cat gathering behind the single student desk. A few of the Student-Cats snickered and started pushing each other around, throwing rolled up paper balls and generally being disruptive. Then in walked the feline Headmistress, decked out in a slinky, revealing, black and red dress, multiple scrolls tucked under one arm, a wand in her other hand....and a MASSIVE witchy hat on her fuzzy head. And behold! The ridiculous cat had even sewn a red plushie Vaeros to the brim of her hat. Hell, she even her own copy of Aigie's glasses perched on her nose. As soon as she entered the scene, the Student-Cats all shut up at once, hunkered down a little, and started to cower in mock fear. Aigie-Cat walked to her own desk, head held high and proud, seeming to ignore the clearly terrified students waiting their lesson. With a tap tap tap, she rapped her wand on the edge of her desk. "Roll-call..." Her head turned, gaze sweeping over the Student-Cats. "Lewd-Demon!" One of the Student-Cats, dressed up in tight fitting leather with paper mache wings strapped to her back and so much silk stuffed into the front of her tight black dress, the poor cat looked to have bigger tits than even Yisu! "Present, Mistress!" The Lewd Demon-Cat bounced as she announced herself, fake stuffed boobs wobbling. Aigie-Cat nodded and looked to the next. "Emo Efl!" The next cat had an oversized white wig and dark ears strapped to the sides of his head, and the grumpiest looking face mask the world had ever seen. "Here... Mistress." The feline Headmistress squinted at the Emo-Elf Cat before continuing. "Fake Noodle!" And yet another Nekoyami scooped up the red snake prop on the stool, holding it high over his head and went. "Hissssssssssss." Satisfied, Aigie-Cat checked off an imaginary list. "Silly Imp..." Silence. "Silly Imp!" She smacked her hand on the desk. A few tense moments later a fourth Nekoyami ran onto the stage, dressed in red with a floppy spaded tail made of silk streaming behind her and looking fucking panicked. Aigie-Cat tsked. "This is your last tardy. You will be refilling the paint for today's class. Today's lesson is in the beauty of red." The Silly Imp-Cat dropped to her knees then started crawling backwards, screeeching and wailing, as the other student-cats swarmed around her, holding their wands...which might have looked more like paintbrushes...like they were daggers, and began to viciously 'stab' the Silly Imp-Cat. The Imp-Cat threw out crimson paper streamers all over the place and flopped dramatically to the ground to be pulled off stage. "Bring in the rest of the supplies!" A damn goat was herded onto the stage with a little pack strapped to it, overburdened with books, scrolls, quills, jars of paint, and tiny dark cat plushie tied around the top of her head. Was this..Meira? Aigie-Cat gave the goat a small pat on the head while the Student-Cats resumed their place around their own desk. The feline Headmistress stretched out one of the scrolls on her desk. "Today, we learn... the Flick and Swish." There was a pause, and the cat frowned, looking confused..and panicked for a moment as if she'd made a mistake, or forgotten a line. "Wrong scroll." Tsking, the Aigie-Cat bopped the Meira-Goat on the nose, clearly her assistant had given her the wrong one and gave her that scroll to chew on and pulled out the right one! "To the board with your brushes and paint!" Fuck. They did think it was some evil art school. The Student-Cats scurried to the board with a clamor of noise and commotion while the kitty Headmistress paced back and forth behind them. "Today, you will show me how well you have learned to draw from an example and add your own flair. How to really take something and make it your own." The cats all nodded and mumbled under their breaths, looking a little extra jumpy each time Aigie-Cat got too close to one or the other. She handed each of them a small parchment, and knowing the Nekoyami...it was probably something outlandishly ridiculous. With a critical eye she studied the various Student-Cats as they assaulted the board with the red 'paint' collected from the recently departed Silly Imp-Cat. "That line is too thick, Fail!" Aigie-Cat snapped from behind the Emo Elf-Cat and jabbed her wand into his back, just between his side and arm. The Emo-Elf Cat screamed and crumpled to the ground. "Maybe you can pass in the next life." She muttered, the cat portraying Aigie seeming to have far too much fun with the role as she stepped behind the Lewd Demon-Cat. "You drew a picture of a big red dick? Did you bang Spike before class?! This is not what I asked for! Fail!" And down another student-cat fell! The remaining student was shaking. "Fake Noodle, you are my only hope." The Fake-Noodle Cat took a step back, looking ready to bolt at the slightest hint of displeasure from the much feared Headmistress. Aigie-Cat squinted at the drawing, which...now that the Fake Noodle Cat was out of the way, clearly looked more like a hex symbol. Well, the cats had picked up a number of supplies from the College and had done a lot of looking around. Thankfully, they hadn't gotten into anything dangerous! But they soooo had no idea what had been drawn. "Its not done yet, Mistress!" Aigie-Cat raised her wand as if about to stab the last student, but paused...letting the moment linger in exagerrated slow motion as the Fake Noodle-Cat painted the final line of the hex. "My Obskure Art!" The symbol glowed red for a moment, causing both of the Nekoyami to step back. Aigie-Cat jumped up and down excitedly, having no fucking clue what they'd just done. "Pass! Pass!" The hex...was simply a wave of lust that pulsed outwards...then faded from the board. "See, it is so obscure it vanishes. Brilliant! You have the makings of a true artist!" She stepped over the fallen bodies of the 'dead' students and approached the edge of the stage again. "...and that, is the Day in the Life of Cabbage Collage of Obskure Arts" The fallen actors rolled up to their feet to join the Aigie-Cat in a bow to the crowd. Comments are closed.
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